an apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
It’s a cute little thing though.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite